Joke time....
- Thread starter Birddogyz
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Ravenworks
Sole Survivor
That's pretty fucking funny
Too soon?
oldognewtrick
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Nope
I resemble that remark
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
Woman walks by the bathroom, sees man standing on scale sucking in his stomach.
She says " That is not going to help".
He says " Sure it does, It's the only way that I can see the numbers
She says " That is not going to help".
He says " Sure it does, It's the only way that I can see the numbers
Floorist
The Almighty
A high school assignment was to ask a veteran about their WWII experience.
A student's grandfather happened to be a vet that served in the South Pacific.
While interviewing grandpa, the student asked " did you ever kill anyone?"
The vet got very quiet for a few minutes, then said
"probably, I was the cook."
A student's grandfather happened to be a vet that served in the South Pacific.
While interviewing grandpa, the student asked " did you ever kill anyone?"
The vet got very quiet for a few minutes, then said
"probably, I was the cook."
Sharing this note received from a friend in North Dakota. What a morning he had!
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous
chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen
instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and
not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could
be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"
8:52 My phone and broomstick are then seized and I'm taken away in a police car to the
police station while my neighbors are cheering.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult
weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside.
REMEMBER WHEN AMERICA WAS GREAT !!!!!!
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous
chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen
instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and
not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could
be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"
8:52 My phone and broomstick are then seized and I'm taken away in a police car to the
police station while my neighbors are cheering.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult
weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside.
REMEMBER WHEN AMERICA WAS GREAT !!!!!!
The sad truth is that this could possibly happen these days. Lol.
oldognewtrick
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