I know someone in the Polka Hall of Fame. Does that count? Uncle Leo is what we call him.Could we invite some celebrities? Who knows a celebrity.
I'll shoot him a text with an invite. He's the brother of my moms sisters husband, so technically, my uncle.Close enough. If they are on IMDB, they are a celebrity.
Listen here, old man. I hear you are getting soft with your old age and new gal and toys and house and truck and whatever else. So until you start ripping into people again like the good old days, I don't wanna hear anymore about it. Kthnxbye.GTFO Newb....
From the welcomeing committee!!!!
....Cause soft??? o_OListen here, old man. I hear you are getting soft with your old age and new gal and toys and house and truck and whatever else. So until you start ripping into people again like the good old days, I don't wanna hear anymore about it. Kthnxbye.
....Cause soft??? o_O
a couple months ago we were having trouble with garbage pickers coming through the neighborhood every trash night. We were getting my house ready to sell and so had lots of "cool trash" from clearing out the basement. The garbage pickers had made a complete wet mess of trash in the front yard one rainy garbage night from ripping open a dozen bags and tossing the contents all over in their search for 'treasure'.
The next week on trash night Cause baited them with a big and super heavy broken tube TV. We saw lights out front and noticed a truck stopped by our trash cans. We walked out and found some guy struggling to lift the TV into his truck.. he could barely get it a foot off the ground. Cause told him to leave it alone.... the guy backtalked and told him he was claiming it since it'd been set out by the curb. Cause told him again to leave it but the guy kept mouthing and trying to lift the TV. I told him it'd be in his best interest to leave NOW... the dumbshit kept whining that he wanted the TV. Cause had enough and backed him up to his truck, grabbed him by the neck, and lifted him off the ground with his feet dangling !!! The guy was still mouthing, but Cause let him down and picked up the TV with one hand and threw it 10' ... and chased the guy around the back of his truck and into the drivers seat.... he took off cussing and hasn't been seen since