They don't pay enough to call in sick. I've been sealing and polishing all the granite in the house... in between napping and watching car chases on TV.
Grass is cut, trimming done, sprayed the yard for skeeters, hung up some skeeter traps, gonna put a rotisserie chicken on about 3, I guess it's beer thirty.
I don't see no bacon...
Say it louder so people of a certain religion can get offended.Good morning bacon lovers!