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Damn three cops, what was the reason for stopping you?
There were 5 in total. Got rear ended by a guy who took off after i got his driver license, turns out he just got out of prison for taking the gun of an officer.
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Damn, you live in a dangerous state. You should move to our state. No guns, no crimes, free food and money for everyone, as long as you're not white.
Uh, oh yeah, nevermind.
 
So i had a customer take us out to the high end steak house here in our little town. 94 dollar steak and 43 dollar whiskey. Worst steak ive ever had. I mean Dennys is far better.
 
What makes you think that just because I'm old and fat, I couldn't get a good looking babe like that? You know it is only the size that matters. You know, a bit long, even maybe a little fat, and full of that beautiful green money with lots of credit cards! :coffee:
 
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