SHELBY FOR SALE
Anyone wanna buy a slightly used Shelby? It's kind of dirty from driving thru Scout's garden. It has a few scratches on the front end from driving through a closed garage door, a few scratches on the sides from driving through the barbed wire fence, but there are only 3 bullet holes in the rear end, nowhere close to the drivers head, because the previous owner had to find his pants, gun and glasses before taking a few poorly placed shots at me from a quarter mile away. The gas tank is also empty because that hog got horrible gas mileage, but it sure had some pick up and go. There are just a few blood drops on the floorboard on the driver's side, but don't worry, it was just my blood from a few dog bites when I acquired the car.