last person to post wins!

[Chris]

I had an employee that lost his broom and sledge hammer. Probably left on a job. He bought new ones with his own money because he has a habit of losing stuff. They He got mad at me because he bought them. Like I had anything to do with it. Where do these people come from?

 

[oldognewtrick]

I had an employee that lost his broom and sledge hammer. Probably left on a job. He bought new ones with his own money because he has a habit of losing stuff. They He got mad at me because he bought them. Like I had anything to do with it. Where do these people come from?

We're seeing the effects of participation trophys and not spanking kids. Don't see it getting any better.

 

[Havasu]

We're seeing the effects of participation trophys and not spanking kids. Don't see it getting any better.

Tom hit the nail on the head!

 

[Chris]

We backed out of buying the country store this morning. The current owner is bat shit crazy. I couldn't take it anymore. She keeps changing the agreement and wants more every time

 

[Havasu]

As if you needed more headaches!

 

[Barrie]

Good morning Tom.

Good morning Mark.

 

['Cause]

I had an employee that lost his broom and sledge hammer. Probably left on a job. He bought new ones with his own money because he has a habit of losing stuff. They He got mad at me because he bought them. Like I had anything to do with it. Where do these people come from?

I FIX PROBLEMS

You tell the ass-monkey to: "... pickup his new 'hammer', shove the broom up his ass, and that way he can sweep the floor as he walks back to his vehicle to go the fuck home!..."

Problem "Fixed" !!!

 

[Floorist]

Maybe there is still hope for this country. My 4th grade grandson's football team was honored before the start of the high school game. They went undefeated. He is huge compared to the rest, he is about 5' and 160 lbs.
Anyway, when the national anthem started, it got quiet. Everyone was facing the flag with hand over heart. Rural America still believes in this country.

 

[Floorist]

Watching the game on a live feed. Too cold at the game for my old bones. I would not say that football is big in this town of 8,000, but all the games are on a live feed.

 

[Chris]

Wife's cousin is here with her family, their 12 year old boy is wearing fingernail paint. What is wrong with people?

 

[Havasu]

Nothin surprises me anymore

 

[Floorist]

Good morning, 41 degrees.

 

[oldognewtrick]

Good morning y'all!

 

[Barrie]

Good morning Rusty.

Good morning Tom.

 

[Chris]

Morning all

 

[Barrie]

Good morning Chris.

 

[Havasu]

Morning everyone

 

[Barrie]

Good morning Mark.

 

['Cause]

Wife's cousin is here with her family, their 12 year old boy is wearing fingernail paint. What is wrong with people?

I FIX THINGS

Take him back to your shop...

Cut the ends of his/her 'girly' fingers OFF !

Problem fixed !

 

[Chris]

I FIX THINGS

Take him back to your shop...

Cut the ends of his/her 'girly' fingers OFF !

Problem fixed !

I wouldn't want my saw to catch it