Joke time....
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oldognewtrick
In memory of
The brain is the most amazing organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, right from birth until your first erection.
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In memory of
This one never gets old.
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oldognewtrick
In memory of
Sitting together on a train was Biden, a Texan, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Biden has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
Biden must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks:
Biden must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Biden thinks:
The Texan must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Texan thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Biden again.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Biden has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
Biden must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks:
Biden must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Biden thinks:
The Texan must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Texan thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Biden again.
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In memory of
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POLITICS comes from the word poly (many) and ticks (parasites)
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Looks good to me.
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