Joke time....
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My life
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I say pee on fraudci instead of peeing in the pool.
Seems fitting today
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I've had enough of covid propaganda, Biden's corruption, Afghanistan, liberalism etc..., time for the more important things in life, like a day at the beach.
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Everyone asked a 100-year-old man his health secrets
The old man said:
I tell you a secret.
I have been married for 75 years.
I made a promise to my wife when we got married
When two people are fighting,
The loser has to walk a distance of 5 km.
I have been walking 5 kilometers every day for 75 years!
Everyone asked again:
But how can your wife be so healthy too?
The old man replied:
Let me tell you another secret.
She followed me
To make sure I finish 5 kilometers!
The old man said:
I tell you a secret.
I have been married for 75 years.
I made a promise to my wife when we got married
When two people are fighting,
The loser has to walk a distance of 5 km.
I have been walking 5 kilometers every day for 75 years!
Everyone asked again:
But how can your wife be so healthy too?
The old man replied:
Let me tell you another secret.
She followed me
To make sure I finish 5 kilometers!
Floorist
The Almighty
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to intrude on your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to intrude on your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
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