Everyone is a foreman

[Chris]

I have an ad out for an estimator position I am trying to fill. I keep getting resumes for everything but estimator and it seems everyone who started out in pipeline has started as a foreman and is still a foreman. Every resume that I get the guy wants to be the boss. I love getting ones where the guy has had ten jobs in the last ten years, that really makes me want to hire you.

 

[Havasu]

As I told you previously, I want a job with you but I will only wear flip flops and a G string. Oh yeah, my salary needs to be about $40 an hour. What time is lunch?

 

[oldognewtrick]

That's an image I hope I can purge from long term memory...

 

[Havasu]

At your age, I hear you won't even buy unripe bananas.

 

[oldognewtrick]

I can still do deep knee bends.

 

[drake]

I have an ad out for an estimator position I am trying to fill. I keep getting resumes for everything but estimator and it seems everyone who started out in pipeline has started as a foreman and is still a foreman. Every resume that I get the guy wants to be the boss. I love getting ones where the guy has had ten jobs in the last ten years, that really makes me want to hire you.

wait. you want somebody qualified ?

 

[Havasu]

I can still do deep knee bends.

It must be nice to go through a metal detector without alarms going off!

 

[oldognewtrick]

It must be nice to go through a metal detector without alarms going off!

Hell, I'm happy whenever anything goes off....

 

[oldognewtrick]

I even get excited at the crack of Dawn.

 

[oldognewtrick]

What the hell were we talking about anyway.

 

[Havasu]

Hell, I thought you were just flirting with me after telling you that I work only wearing thongs and a G string!

 

[oldognewtrick]

You're to far away.....you're strokin me

 

[frodo]

does any one believe the hand is quicker than the eye ?

 

[frodo]

reach over here and beat me off,,,aint no one gonna see you

 

[BoatsNboobiesRgreat]

You supply the bacon and 900 dollars an hour and the hookers...and i will accept the job.
Quick learner so should be able to estimate in no time....what am i trying to estimate anyways?
Womens weight?

 

[BoatsNboobiesRgreat]

does any one believe the hand is quicker than the eye ?

Come by and i will poke you in the eye to answer your question.

 

[Barrie]

It must be nice to go through a metal detector without alarms going off!

You can do that!! Must be nice.

 

[Steelman]

I'm an estimator, but kind of a specialized one.

 

[frodo]

2 plumbers apprentices were talking during lunch.
one said to the other, I saw a couple of gay guys, they freak me out.
the other said, yeah, me 2, can you imagine suck'n another dude off
the other said, hell no.
first one said...would you for a million dollars?
the other said.. HELL NO
about that time the old plumber said
Boys, A million dollars will buy a whole lotta Listerine

 

[Chris]

You supply the bacon and 900 dollars an hour and the hookers...and i will accept the job.
Quick learner so should be able to estimate in no time....what am i trying to estimate anyways?
Womens weight?

If you are a good enough estimator that is not a problem.