My first was a clown.
Joke time....
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oldognewtrick
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Oh Santa, one more thing, if I promise to be good.
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A 25 year old guy goes into a small pharmacy and asks to speak to the pharmacist. Lady behind the counter says “I’m a pharmacist, how can I help you?”
G: “I really need to talk to a male pharmacist.”
L: “Young man, my sister & I have owned this place for over 20 years. There is nothing I haven’t heard & nothing will embarrass me. What do you need?”
G: “Well, I’ve had this erection for 2 days now and nothing I do will make it go away. What can you give me for it?”
L: “Give me a minute, I’ll talk to my sister”
Lady returns.
L: “The best we can do is $200.00 a week & a small percentage of the profits.”
G: “I really need to talk to a male pharmacist.”
L: “Young man, my sister & I have owned this place for over 20 years. There is nothing I haven’t heard & nothing will embarrass me. What do you need?”
G: “Well, I’ve had this erection for 2 days now and nothing I do will make it go away. What can you give me for it?”
L: “Give me a minute, I’ll talk to my sister”
Lady returns.
L: “The best we can do is $200.00 a week & a small percentage of the profits.”
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oldognewtrick
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Damn, these would be cool to park in the driveway.
Damn, these would be cool to park in the driveway.
How do you know I dont have one
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Here's your chance for another.
I got enough projects to keep Barrie busy the rest of his life.
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What's not to like about Jeeps?
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Assault weapon.
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I went to a Joe Biden rally. I coughed twice, loudly, and sneezed without covering my mouth. Speaking in a loud monotone, to no one in particular, I said, "Man, I'm exhausted, just got back from a business trip to China...say, is it hot in here, or is it just me."
All 18 people ran for the exits.
All 18 people ran for the exits.
oldognewtrick
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So my wife said she wanted to look into getting some help with laundry and cleaning around the house...why hasn't she thought of this before.
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