Floorist
The Almighty
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, he just holds the bulb up and the whole world revolves around him.
Only one, he just holds the bulb up and the whole world revolves around him.
Joke time....
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20? You are so behind the times. My guns keep having babies in the safe, no idea how.
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When you have a van that needs wheelie bars...on both ends.
Floorist
The Almighty
Looks like they dried a van on too high a temp and shrunk it.
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How bout a New Ford Pinto?
I'll pass. LOL.
Floorist
The Almighty
Rolling coffin.
Floorist
The Almighty
Well, this here story goes something like this.
Ya see, there was this trucker, and he was on a run one day, and stopped into this diner for a bite to eat.
Well, he sits down at the counter, and the waitress comes over hands him a menu and a glass of water, and says "What'll ya have?"
Well, the trucker says," Ya got any chili?"
The waitress says, "No, I just sold my last bowl to the guy sitting next to you."
So, the trucker looks over at the guy next to him, and notices that he looks like he's mostly finished with his meal 'cept for the bowl of chili sitting there on the counter.
So, the trucker asks the guy, "Hey, are you gonna eat that?"
To which the man replied, "Naw, you go right ahead."
So, the trucker starts eating the chili, which tasted mighty good to him.
Well, he got about halfway through with it, and sees a dead mouse laying at the bottom of the bowl.
UP COMES THE CHILI!!!! Right back into the bowl!!
The guy next to him says," Yep, that's about as far as I got with it too!"
Ya see, there was this trucker, and he was on a run one day, and stopped into this diner for a bite to eat.
Well, he sits down at the counter, and the waitress comes over hands him a menu and a glass of water, and says "What'll ya have?"
Well, the trucker says," Ya got any chili?"
The waitress says, "No, I just sold my last bowl to the guy sitting next to you."
So, the trucker looks over at the guy next to him, and notices that he looks like he's mostly finished with his meal 'cept for the bowl of chili sitting there on the counter.
So, the trucker asks the guy, "Hey, are you gonna eat that?"
To which the man replied, "Naw, you go right ahead."
So, the trucker starts eating the chili, which tasted mighty good to him.
Well, he got about halfway through with it, and sees a dead mouse laying at the bottom of the bowl.
UP COMES THE CHILI!!!! Right back into the bowl!!
The guy next to him says," Yep, that's about as far as I got with it too!"
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DAMN!!!
Floorist
The Almighty
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The Almighty
If you have any meth, take it to your local police to get it checked for the Corona virus.
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The Almighty
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