Joke time....

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by Birddogyz, Jun 10, 2016.

  1. Chris

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    Uninformed and lazy is what gets them voted in. Only hear the free stuff and actually think they will get it.
     
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    Here are a few questions and answers from the “Hollywood Squares" game show. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions. Enjoy !

    Q. Do female frogs croak?
    A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

    Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
    A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

    Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
    A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

    Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
    A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

    Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
    A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

    Q. Paul, why do Harley riders wear leather?
    A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles so easily.

    Q. You've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
    A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

    Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with kissing a lot of people?
    A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

    Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
    A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
     
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