Joke time....

this needs repeating !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Here are a few questions and answers from the “Hollywood Squares" game show. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions. Enjoy !

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q. Paul, why do Harley riders wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles so easily.

Q. You've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.