Missouri has all that too. Except it is snowy and cold in winter. Gas is $1.71Good morning from the Land Of Freedoms...
Open or Concealed carry, no stinkin permit needed.
In a town that is 92% Republican Conservatives
Restaurants open to wait on you
You could walk around town anytime day or night
Gas is not $152.97 per gallon! or what ever the fuck it is in Commiefornia
Don't have to deal with SNOW, ever
Don't freeze your ass off in winter
Summers are very bearable at this altitude here
...did I mention LOW taxes!!!!!
And, No emission tests to tag a car, really helps when you have "a few"...