Joke time....
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Reverse psychology
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oldognewtrick
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Are they here to combat the Murder Hornets?
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Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you."
He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you."
In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me"
The parrot replied, "Yes."
Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?"
The parrot said, "Clarence."
The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."
He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you."
In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me"
The parrot replied, "Yes."
Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?"
The parrot said, "Clarence."
The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."
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Minnesota Lawnmower
oldognewtrick
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oldognewtrick
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All other day at the lake, oh how will I survive...
Very nice until you think about the last poor sap who calls her his ex.
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If you had that once, you could die happy.
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oldognewtrick
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I saw two guys in matching outfits and asked if they were gay?
They arrested me.
They arrested me.
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I had a hand doctor work on a bad "trigger finger" medical issue...can't recall the actual technical name.
I was jokingly apprehensive about the procedure and giving him fun chit...
During the procedure, which I was awake for, he countered my krap and looks up and says....."Hey, this is easier than the you-tube video made it out to be".
I was jokingly apprehensive about the procedure and giving him fun chit...
During the procedure, which I was awake for, he countered my krap and looks up and says....."Hey, this is easier than the you-tube video made it out to be".
I'd say that's a gotcha. LOL.
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