Joke time....

[Havasu]

...and nobody reading this will ever die on their birthday.

 

[Floorist]

 

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The Amish Power ball is up to 4 dozen eggs.

 

[Havasu]

The Amish Power ball is up to 4 dozen eggs.

Holy shit. I'd be able to retire!

 

[Floorist]

A study was done recently and it found that 9 out 10 men agree their wife is always right. It’s rumoured the 10th man hasn’t been seen since the study was conducted

 

[Floorist]

 

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[Havasu]

At my age, I hope someone ties my shoes. I sound as if I am in the middle of sex just bending over.

 

[Scout734]

 

[Floorist]

 

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[Floorist]

 

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Ate squirrel many times as a kid.

 

[Scout734]

 

[Floorist]

Worried about aliens reading your mind?

 

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