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People name their kids after expensive things like Mercedes. Next year will we have girls named Exxon?

 

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Or bidon's son. Fuck him

 

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When zombies start hunting for brains, Biden will be safe.

 

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A travelling salesman out west pulls up at a pub. As he walks across the veranda he notices a man and his dog sitting at a table playing checkers. He stops to observe them for a moment. He is so impressed eventually he has to say something to the guy, "That is the smartest dog I have ever seen!"
The guy responds, " He's not that smart. I've beaten him three out of five".

 

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