A guy goes to a restaurant and orders a steak.
When the waitress brings him the steak, she has her finger on it, so the guy says: Why do you have your finger on the meat?
She says: Do you want it to fall off the plate again?
Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive, and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not, a congress! That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington! You just can’t make this stuff up.”