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A picture of a dead Bigfoot shot in the Cape Breton Highlands. The hunter ( Shotgun Murry ) claimed to have shot it, but after extensive research it is believed to have died from Corona virus. He was already dead when the hunter shot him. It was also proven by the CBC NEWS that this was all Trump's fault. TRUE STORY ! I saw it on Facebook!
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"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"
Sarah asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Her father thinks a bit then says
"No, I don't think God would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"The whole ISIS group," she says.
"Why them?" her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start
to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving
people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines
to them, they'd love everyone a lot.
And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone
how much they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone
anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with
new found pride.
"Sarah, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard. "
"I know," little Sarah says, "…and once that gets them out in
the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of them."
 
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