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Chester sent his dog out to see if there were any ducks in the pond. "If there are not many
ducks out there, I'm not going hunting".
The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw
two ducks on the pond"
Earl says "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?"
Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says
"I don't believe it. There really are only two ducks out there! Where did you get that dog?"
Chester says "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want one, you can
get one from him"
So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has.
The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks.
Minutes later the dog returns shaking its head with a stick in its mouth and
starts humping Earl's leg.
Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says "This dog is a fraud.
I want my money back!"?
The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog
out to look for ducks, it came back shaking its head with a stick in its mouth,
and started humping his leg.
The breeder says "Earl, dogs can't talk. He was trying to tell you there are more fucking ducks out there than you can shake a stick at.
ducks out there, I'm not going hunting".
The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw
two ducks on the pond"
Earl says "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?"
Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says
"I don't believe it. There really are only two ducks out there! Where did you get that dog?"
Chester says "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want one, you can
get one from him"
So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has.
The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks.
Minutes later the dog returns shaking its head with a stick in its mouth and
starts humping Earl's leg.
Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says "This dog is a fraud.
I want my money back!"?
The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog
out to look for ducks, it came back shaking its head with a stick in its mouth,
and started humping his leg.
The breeder says "Earl, dogs can't talk. He was trying to tell you there are more fucking ducks out there than you can shake a stick at.
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LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating'.."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'."
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!"
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating'.."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'."
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!"
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